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Who's your favorite superhero? Scooby Doo! And yes, he is totally a super hero. I mean how else do you explain how he gets people to cater to his every need and give him snacks. He gets to cruise around in a pimped out van, hang out with two cool chicks, a stoner, and well Fred too. He's a super genius!

If you were a menu item, which one would you be? The "COOL" CBR of course! I'm mean it is cool and well...okay you got me...maybe I'm just a plain cheese pizza. Oh wait, probably extra cheese - I am the marketing guy afterall.

What was your pet growing up? "Cats, rats, elephants and as sure as you're born, the loveliest of them all the unicorn" as said so elequently by my friends the Swing Crew.

What did you want to be when you were young? I totally thought I would be the greatest baseball player that ever lived. Now I'm hoping not to get cut from the over 30 year old softball beer league. I wouldn't be able to handle a year in the minors of that league!

What's your favorite adult beverage? Nothing beats a good margarita or long island iced tea while kickin' back with friends by the lake. However any icy cold beer on either a blazing hot or freezing cold day is almost a must for any true Wisconsinite.

How many days in a row could you eat Toppers? Are you willing to bet on it? I'm pretty sure I could eat it every day for a year. Am I willing to bet on it? Hell yeah bring it on, I'll be happy to take your money.

If you could split a pizza with anyone, living or dead, who would it be? This seems like a weird question. I'm not sharing my pizza with anyone! IT'S MINE! Really, besides my lovely wife, I'd have to say bring back any poor soul that died before experiencing the yummy goodness of Toppers.

Have you ever stiffed a delivery guy? If so, when and why? Sadly, I have to admit yes. I do it all the time. WHAT!!! Are you kidding me, hell no! You never stiff the delivery dude (or dudette). They are the source of all things good. You've got to take good care of those guys!

If you were a pizza, would you eat yourself? Explain. After many hours of contemplation on this one I'd have to say no. I mean seriously if I ate myself I'd cease to exist. If I were gone I wouldn't be able to spend valuable time answering questions like this. Now wait, am I forever renewable pizza? If I ate a piece of myself and it grew back then hell yes!

What is your favorite pizza memory? Seeing my friend wreck his moped while trying to drive and carry some za. He hit a curb and flew over the handlebars with pizza in hand. He landed face first in the yard but still holding the pizza perfectly level. He'll always be the champ for that save!